Hear The Red Flags Out Loud
Twenty-five catastrophic relationships. One brutally honest narrator. Narrated by Deacon Deane — the voice that turns heartbreak into dark comedy gold.
"Heartbreak is not a failure. It's a field study. This is the audio evidence."
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Chapter 1: "The Red Flag Parade" - Preview the audiobook
Narrated by Deacon Deane
🔊 Full audiobook: 7.5 hours of content
📖 27 chapters + exclusive bonus chapter
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"Deacon's narration is absolutely perfect. His voice brings each disastrous boyfriend to life. I couldn't stop listening!"
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