You Saw the Signs. You Ignored Them.
Here's the Kit That Explains Why.
A brutally funny breakup survival manual disguised as free therapy. Includes The Red-Flag Kit + an unreleased bonus chapter from The Worst Boyfriends Ever.
"You didn't miss the red flags. You collected them, laminated them, and hung them like motivational posters."
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What's Inside the Red-Flag Kit
The Red-Flag Kit
25 pages of emotional autopsy and recovery rituals.
- ✓ Six species of dating disasters
- ✓ Taxonomy of Red Flags
- ✓ Seven post-drama detox rituals
- ✓ Pattern recognition guide
The Bonus Chapter
Deleted from The Worst Boyfriends Ever for being too real.
- ✓ The chapter too chaotic for print
- ✓ Unabridged autopsy of bad decisions
- ✓ Exclusive to subscribers only
- ✓ Perfect companion to the Kit
The Diploma
Earn your 'Certified Red-Flag Survivor' badge.
- ✓ Printable certificate of survival
- ✓ Because closure deserves stationery
- ✓ Frame it or burn it—your call
- ✓ Emotional accomplishment documented
The Emotional Forensics Lab
Learn to dissect heartbreak without crying on your keyboard.
- ✓ Pattern analysis toolkit
- ✓ Red flag identification guide
- ✓ Behavioral autopsy methods
- ✓ Future-proof your dating life
"Finally, a breakup guide that doesn't talk down to you. I laughed, winced, and unsubscribed from chaos."
– Verified Reader
Start with The Taxonomy of Red Flags.
If one stings, highlight it. That's the one that owned your heart's lease.
Everything arrives as a beautifully designed PDF— ready to read, print, or forward to your therapist.
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Stay dangerous,
Aleks Filmore
🟥 Author / Chronicler of Chaos
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🚩 The Red Flag Report #47
February 14, 2025 (Yes, on Valentine's Day. I'm chaos.)
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