The Heartbreak Canon

Books

A three-book journey through modern love: from the patterns we recognize to the accountability we resist.

I The Worst Boyfriends Ever book cover
Book I Available Now

The Worst Boyfriends Ever

A Memoir in Dating Disasters

Part cautionary tale, part comedy of errors—a collection of stories about the relationships we stay in too long and the red flags we pretend not to see. Through sharp observation and uncomfortable honesty, this memoir examines why we repeat the same mistakes and what we're really looking for when we swipe right.

II Terms of Living book cover
Book II On Presale Now

Terms of Living

The Aftertaste of Modern Love

A memoir-in-essays about aftermath: the long, quiet period after a relationship ends, when life resumes function but meaning has not yet caught up. Set in a coastal town and written from close range, the book follows the days after the break, layering personal narrative with cultural and philosophical commentary on modern love, polite exits, and the industries that translate ache into content and "growth."

239 pages • Launch March 27, 2026 • Kindle $5.99 • Paperback $13.99

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Book III To be Announced

Am I the Red Flag?

Essays on Accountability

The uncomfortable questions we avoid asking ourselves about our own patterns. An unflinching examination of accountability, defensiveness, and what it means to recognize when you're the one who needs to change. The final movement in The Heartbreak Canon.