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AUDIOBOOK · 2H 40M
ALMOST
Exclusive to the Pack
Fourteen stories about the relationships that never had ceremonies. The situationship. The almost. The grief no one let you name.
REGISTRY ITEM № 001 — THE HEARTBREAK PACK
Heart break, witnessed.
A small, excellent system for romantic collapse. Two audiobooks. Two companions. The full arc — from the week you can't sleep, to the month you start to ask why.
INSTANT DELIVERY
NO ADDRESS NEEDED
WORKS AT 3AM
● REC
EXHIBIT A
2026 / 04 / 22
"Language does what candles cannot."
THE THESIS
What someone in the acute phase of heartbreak needs is not comfort. It is recognition.
The wine, the candle named "New Beginnings," the face mask — they address the discomfort of the giver. Not the rupture. Language is the only thing that says: this happened, this was real, you are not overreacting.
WHAT IS INSIDE
Four pieces.
The full arc.
Most breakup gifts are designed for week one. The best ones work in week six too. The Pack was assembled with both in mind — the night you cannot sleep, and the morning months later when you are finally ready to ask the harder question.
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AUDIOBOOK · 7.5 HOURS
The Worst Boyfriends Ever
For week six, when it can finally be funny
Seven and a half hours of dating disasters told with the humor of recognition. Not at you. With you. From someone who has been here.
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COMPANION · PDF
The Red Flag Kit
For the part where you start asking why
A pattern-recognition tool. Because the thing you couldn't name usually had one all along.
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COMPANION · EBOOK
ALMOST
The companion ebook edition
To read when the headphones come off. The full text for underlining, rereading, and the quieter hours.
TOTAL — 4 PIECES
$9.99
Instant delivery. No shipping address.
THREE WAYS IN
Pick the door
you came through.
CHAPTER 01
Buy it for yourself.
A registry of one.
Sometimes the friend who keeps saying anything you need does not know what to say. You do. Send it to your own inbox at 2am. No one has to witness the order.
DELIVERED INSTANTLY
- Almost (audio)2h 40m
- Worst Boyfriends (audio)7h 30m
- Red Flag KitPDF
- Almost (ebook)EPUB
CHAPTER 02
Send it to them.
Better than the candle.
You want to help. You have already run out of sentences. This is what you send when the message in the group chat is not enough — something that stays in the room after you log off.
DELIVERED INSTANTLY
- Almost (audio)2h 40m
- Worst Boyfriends (audio)7h 30m
- Red Flag KitPDF
- Almost (ebook)EPUB
CHAPTER 03
Request it from a friend.
A registry, finally.
Weddings have registries. Breakups get a paragraph and a flower delivery. Generate a link, send it to the friend who asked what you need. They will be relieved to have an answer.
SHAREABLE REQUEST
"I could really use this."
aleksfilmore.com/breakup-gifts?from=friend
— OR —
THE TIMELINE
Heartbreak is not one experience.
WEEK 01
The acute phase
Sleep goes strange. Appetite leaves. Audio works at 3am when the page cannot.
↳ ALMOST · audiobook
WEEK 02–04
The replay loop
The same questions, the same scenes, the same evidence — relitigated nightly.
↳ ALMOST · companion ebook
WEEK 06+
It can be funny
Enough distance for the disasters to land as recognition, not wound.
↳ THE WORST BOYFRIENDS EVER
MONTH 02+
Asking why
The pattern starts to become legible. You want to read the signals earlier next time.
↳ THE RED FLAG KIT
SCREENSHOT BAIT
Lines made to be sent at 2am.
№ 001"Language does what candles cannot."
№ 002"Send the gift, or request it from the friend who keeps saying 'anything you need.'"
№ 003"Most breakup gifts are designed for week one. The best ones work in week six too."
№ 004"A serious breakup is an occasion. Not a minor inconvenience."
Send something that
stays in the room.
Less than most flowers. Considerably more useful. Instant delivery, no address required.
REGISTRY ITEM № 001 · LIMITED EDITION 2026
Looking for breakup gifts that feel better than flowers, candles, or another useless text? The Heartbreak Pack is a small, excellent system for romantic collapse — two audiobooks, one ebook, one PDF field guide, $9.99, instant delivery.
Breakup gifts have entered the culture. About time. A good gift helps with mood, perspective, company, and the long middle stretch after the call ends. An audiobook stays in the room when the messages stop. Almost and The Worst Boyfriends Ever were written for exactly that stretch of time.