He Ghosted. You Healed. Now We Laugh.
Welcome to the support group for anyone who's ever dated a red flag and called it a rainbow.
The Worst Boyfriends Ever is my (and maybe your) wildly funny, painfully accurate tour through 25+ romantic disasters. From gaslighters to gym bros, I've dated them all so you can feel better about your own choices. If you've ever asked, "Was it me?"... this book is here to scream, "No, it absolutely was not."
Meet the Villains of My Dating History
I've turned my trauma into your entertainment. Each chapter is a self-contained story of gay dating gone spectacularly wrong. You'll meet:
- 🚩The Gambler: Who risked it all—except vulnerability.
- 🚩The Conspiracist: Who thought chemtrails could explain your feelings.
- 🚩The Narcissist: Who needed a mirror more than a boyfriend.
This isn't just a book; it's a field guide to the walking red flags of the queer dating world. It’s the validation you crave and the laughter you need.
You've survived the text.
Now hear the wreckage.
Narrated by Deacon Deane, the audiobook brings every cringe-worthy moment, every disastrous date, and every hard-won laugh to life. It's the perfect companion for your commute, your workout, or whenever you need a reminder that it could always be worse.
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A Vaudeville of Villains
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What Readers Are Saying
“A hilariously raw and painfully honest LGBTQ+ memoir that turns romantic disasters into healing gold.”
“Fun, engaging, and totally unputdownable.”
“Like swapping tales with a brutally honest friend—wild, messy, and uplifting.”
“Easy, funny, super relatable, and witty.”
“Equal parts cringe and catharsis—I devoured it.”
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Your Fearless, Slightly Traumatized Guide
I'm Aleks Filmore, and I'm a connoisseur of romantic disasters. I write books for the beautifully broken, the hilariously heart-bruised, and anyone who's ever ugly-cried over a ghosting. Think of me as your friend who went through it all first and is now back with notes (and a lot of jokes). My work is a blend of humor, honesty, and a touch of what I like to call 'poetic rage.' Let's heal together, one bad ex at a time.
