The Red Flag Kit
A Mini-Book for People Who Mistake Chemistry for Chaos
SO YOU SAW THE SIGNS
W E L C O M E
You didn't miss the red flags. You collected them, laminated them, and hung them like motivational posters. This isn't about shame, but about finally admitting your emotional-hoarding problem.
You know the pattern: they show up with mixed signals, you call it chemistry; they leave with your peace of mind, you call it closure. Somewhere between the first spark and the last text that never came, you convince yourself it was almost something.
This Kit isn't a self-help manual. It's a reality check in pretty packaging—part field guide, part breakup autopsy. Inside: six red-flag species in their natural habitats, a forensic lab for examining your own denial, and a week's worth of recovery rituals that require no crystals, only honesty.
The goal isn't to stop loving. It's to stop mistaking adrenaline for affection and confusion for depth.
Think of this as emotional rehab with better branding. You'll laugh, wince, maybe recognize an ex or two (or twelve). You'll learn that clarity feels boring at first because peace has no plot twists.
So grab a pen, your dignity, and maybe a snack. We're about to unpack the museum of what wasn't.
Check your email!
The Red Flag Kit is on its way.
What's Inside
THE TAXONOMY OF RED FLAGS
A Field Guide For The Emotionally Endangered. Six red-flag species in their natural habitats, fully documented.
THE EMOTIONAL FORENSICS LAB
Where feelings go for autopsy. Dissect what happened with surgical precision and zero sentimentality.
THE REDEMPTION RITUALS
Seven days of emotional rehab for the overqualified romantic. No crystals required, only honesty.
THE SELF-AUDIT
A brief interrogation of your emotional accounting practices. Time to reconcile the books.
Why This Kit Exists
After twenty-five failed relationships, I learned something: the red flags were always there. I just kept calling them party decorations.
This kit contains the tools I wish I'd had at the beginning—not generic advice about "loving yourself first," but actual field notes from the disaster zone. Patterns decoded. Behaviors mapped. Exit strategies documented.
It's not about becoming cynical. It's about becoming literate in the language of dysfunction so you can finally speak a different dialect.
The work isn't easy, but it beats repeating the same relationship on hard mode with different actors.
What to Expect
Instant Access
Download link arrives in your inbox immediately after signing up.
PDF Format
Easy to read on any device. Print it out if you prefer paper.
Bonus Newsletter
You'll also get The Dispatch, my weekly essays on love and aftermath.
What Readers Say
"This kit helped me see patterns I'd been repeating for years. Wish I'd had it sooner."
— Taylor R.
"The boundary scripts alone were worth it. No more over-explaining or guilt."
— Jordan M.
"Practical, honest, and actually useful. Not just empty self-help platitudes."
— Sam K.
Ready to Start?
Download The Red Flag Kit and start recognizing patterns before they become your autobiography.